Living in 2009....Ridiculously True

Living in 2009

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...


1. You accidentally enter
your password on the microwave.


2 You haven't played solitaire
with real cards in years.


3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers
to reach your family of 3.


4. You e-mail the person who works
at the desk next to you.


5. Your reason for not staying in touch
with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.


6. You pull up in your own driveway
and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home to help
you carry in the groceries.


7. Every commercial on television
has a web site at the bottom
of the screen.


8. Leaving the house without your
cell phone, which you didn't
have the first 20 or 30 (or 60)
years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.


10. You get up in the morning and go
on line before getting your coffee.


11. You start tilting your head
sideways to smile. : )


12 You're reading this and nodding
and laughing.


13. Even worse, you know exactly
to whom you are going to
forward this message.


14. You are too busy to notice
there was no #9 on this list.


15. You actually scrolled back up
to check that there wasn't
a #9 on this list


AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to. ha ha ha ha.